2:41 pm

Every weekday, Dogley goes to the front door at exactly 2:41.  At exactly 2:43, Offspring appears and comes through the door.

Every.

Day.

Dogley has supersonic hearing and hears the bus 2 blocks away.

$120 toilet paper

That's how much toilet paper costs at Sam's.

Well, that and all the stuff I bought along with the toilet paper I went to buy.  Which was the only reason I went.

Strange bedfellows

Aside from being a serious ethical breach, I went to WalMart today.  The guy behind us in line had two items in his cart: prune juice and ammo.  Can you imagine the list hanging on the refrigerator at his house?

1. Prune juice
2. Ammunition

I have been one upped in the funny department.