A loud frog

A very loud (and I mean loud) frog or gecko has taken up residence beneath our dining room window, which also happens to be very near Uncle Air Force's bedroom window. He (the frog, not UAF) makes this unbelievable noise periodically, day and night, and it really is quite a clatter. 

In desperation, UAF went outside to, as he put it, "punt him through the goal posts of life" but the offender runs silent runs deep whenever he goes outside.

So we all are stuck listening to this frog make a complete and total racket. I bet you anything that the neighbor across the street can hear it at her house since her front door is about 30 yards from the offending frog's bush aka hiding spot.

Anybody know how to lure a frog / gecko / very loud small animal away from one's window?? We can even hear it in our master bedroom on the dead opposite side of the house. He's been singing his song, croaking his croak, yelling his tribal yell for a few days now and it's getting seriously old!

At the store

At store today with Offspring: Sit down. Lift your feet up. Stop doing that. Sit down I said. Stop it! Please come here. Again, I said stop that. Come here. Sit down! Tie your shoes. Stop making that noise. TIE YOUR SHOES. Stop that. Sit in the cart!!!! 

How old is he again? (12 for those not keeping track!!)

Pit bulls

No Working During....

This is my mantra....

8 years

Happy anniversary to me and Wheeler!  8 years and counting......