Summer job for Offspring

"Mom, you know what summer job I'd like to have?"

No, what?

"The Air Force"

Oh, ok.  What would you do in the Air Force?

"Fly fighter jets"

(Stifling laughter here) Well, that certainly sounds exciting.

"Yah, and I'm really good at it in my game, I'm really good with the joystick.  But I guess I'd have to learn all the other controls"

Yes, you would.

"Maybe I could have voice controls for some stuff - like eject.  Eject! Eject! Eject!"

Seems like a good idea.

"That would be such a cool job"

Sighs deeply as he imagines himself flying a fighter jet as an 11 year old ....