Levels of house cleanliness

Here is my hierarchy of house cleanlieness:

1. This isn't my house
2. Just after a major cleaning (1x a year max)
3. Straightened up pretty darn good
4. Presentable enough
5. Well, at least I can see the floor
6. Oh, whatever, just walk around the piles
7. Really awful, only nonjudgemental friends allowed
8. Truly mortifying
9. Truly mortifying, even to me
10. I'd turn away an ambulance crew saving my life