Hello, 911 - will that be Visa, Mastercard or American Express?

I am about to have a freaking coronary!!!!!! I just got a call from a DEBT COLLECTOR for $700, for the ambulance we had to call back in October of last year for Wheeler.

First, 911 charges???????????

Second, we NEVER received a bill for this. I told her this on the phone and her response? And I'm NOT kidding on this, she said, and I QUOTE: "We didn't have your address".

WE DIDN'T HAVE YOUR ADDRESS?????????????????

A) F*****G 911 was called to OUR ADDRESS.

B) They managed to CALL ME when it was in collections, so they couldn't CALL ME before THEN to ASK OUR ADDRESS to send the BILL???

C) We are now going to owe $2100 for that transport plus the 2 ambulance transports we have had in the last two weeks now.

D) If this hits our credit report, I'm going to FREAK THE F*** OUT.

Oh my god. I'm about to have an absolute cow.

Something is totally screwed up with our healthcare system, seriously, they charge you in an EMERGENCY.