Good morning viewers, this is Rex Healthcare Channel 11, Morning News – Coverage You Can Count On!
In today’s headline news, a PICC line will be inserted into Wheeler’s arm for continuation of antibiotic therapy at home. This event will be closed to the public, but once placed, will be open for viewing. Blogauthor will be maintaining the PICC line at their home, and will be answering viewer questions all day today and tomorrow.
In breaking news, breakfast was served at 7:30 am and consisted of a ham and cheese omelet, potatoes, orange juice and coffee.Wheeler and Blgoauthor split the omelet, Wheeler ate the potatoes, Blogauthor hogged the orange juice (as she does every morning) and she also drank the coffee (with cream).
Turning now to our roving reporter on the street, the man in the room across from Wheeler and Blogauthor spent most of last night yelling and trying to get out of bed. Thankfully, their room, Room 5036, is an isolation room with double doors separated by a washing station, so the noise level was somewhat muffled by this arrangement. This morning, the man in 5046 appears to have either died or shut up.
Now, on to weather. Holy shit, it’s cold. The end.
In sports, the nursing staff, in a feat worthy of Nascar pit crew speeds, bathed Wheeler and changed the sheets in under 4.2 minutes. He now smells much better.
Lastly, discharge is still slated for tomorrow and we will continue to update with any continuing developments.
Have a great day viewers, and thanks for tuning in this morning!
In today’s headline news, a PICC line will be inserted into Wheeler’s arm for continuation of antibiotic therapy at home. This event will be closed to the public, but once placed, will be open for viewing. Blogauthor will be maintaining the PICC line at their home, and will be answering viewer questions all day today and tomorrow.
In breaking news, breakfast was served at 7:30 am and consisted of a ham and cheese omelet, potatoes, orange juice and coffee.Wheeler and Blgoauthor split the omelet, Wheeler ate the potatoes, Blogauthor hogged the orange juice (as she does every morning) and she also drank the coffee (with cream).
Turning now to our roving reporter on the street, the man in the room across from Wheeler and Blogauthor spent most of last night yelling and trying to get out of bed. Thankfully, their room, Room 5036, is an isolation room with double doors separated by a washing station, so the noise level was somewhat muffled by this arrangement. This morning, the man in 5046 appears to have either died or shut up.
Now, on to weather. Holy shit, it’s cold. The end.
In sports, the nursing staff, in a feat worthy of Nascar pit crew speeds, bathed Wheeler and changed the sheets in under 4.2 minutes. He now smells much better.
Lastly, discharge is still slated for tomorrow and we will continue to update with any continuing developments.
Have a great day viewers, and thanks for tuning in this morning!
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